more things i can do without

people who think they aren't racist despite laughing at racist jokes,

or using racist epithets.

people who think bowling is a sport. chess, poker, darts,

billiards or NASCAR, too.

corruption.

people who insist on coming into work sick, thereby infecting

everyone else with their nastiness.

those who lack basic consideration for another's feelings.

cockroaches.

snowy commutes.

type A personality dickheads.

devil's advocates who think they're debating when they're

merely baiting.

company holiday parties.

things i can do without (cont'd)

people incapable of empathy or compassion,
     or too blinded by ideology to attempt either
people who put no value in scientific findings

olympic sports that include the words synchronized,

     equestrian, or rhythmic.

commercials that "gospel" or "hip hop" up the jingle

     because black people are featured in it

people who are proud of being ignorant

arrogant, overpaid, overwhelmingly inept CEOs

hockey

racists

nepotism and cronyism

people who've worked at a company for years, have sent

     hundreds of faxes, even, and still fuck it up each

     and every time they touch the damn machine

fascism

things i can do without

bloviating, belligerent TV personalities
pedants
ass-kissing coworkers
bosses who accept and reward ass kissing
creationism
the BCS in college football
movies with talking dogs
people who spell their kids names in weird or phonetic ways
fat guys who wear tight shorts
fundamentalists (of any kind)
TV shows, movies or books about vampires
young earthers
women who wear makeup like it's armor
people who say supposably or irregardless or mind bottling
        or nucular or terrist or cellyer phone.