23 March 2007

we've finally made it

yea! it's so damn great to live in this fucking state. what is wrong with people? seriously, what is wrong with them? man. just when you think the government couldn't get any dumber, they go and do something like this. it's enough to make someone go crazy with rage.

and if the dumbasses at the Tax Commission didn't know that merlot was a type of wine, then i doubt they'll know a muscat is too. maybe those of us here in Utah who disagree with this kind of thing should inundate the Tax Commission with applications for vanity plates featuring rare alcoholic beverages just to see if we can squeeze one past them.

that'll show 'em who they're dealing with...
maybe not, but it would still be fun.

4 comments:

christopher cunningham said...

I'd get BORDOH, emphasizing both wine and culture...

j.b said...

CC-
i like it, though it'd definitely never pass the censors!

CAR-
yeah, i know. crazy, huh? nothing but a regular day in old Zion!

NinjasOfLoretto said...

i CANNOT belive this story. insane. and you know i lived there for years and i'm still shocked.

you wonder if some kind of knowledge or learning or thinking beyond the edge of one's own yard might someday come near those people and just blow their heads wide open. i mean suddenly having the ability to think, after years of just sitting there all hollow-headed, it could just happen. as a matter of fact, i'm going to renounce my atheism (can you even do such a thing) and begin praying to god everyday for such a thing to happen.

oy. i'm just so blown away by this story jus. hang in there.

j.b said...

Kel,
crazy shit, huh? it's not really that shocking though, is it? i mean, you know what it's like here.

what speaks most powerfully about this whole thing is the fact that it ISN'T shocking...

just another day in paradise.