well, folks, the results are in:
my boys are all swimmers.
the doc says i'm normal in pretty much all categories, except one: motility.
which means they work fine, they're just a touch on the lazy side.
the nut doesn't fall too far from the tree, i suppose.
next, they'll tell me my sperm likes to play video games, enjoys sipping on Beamish Stout, and can often be found lying on the couch doing absolutely nothing.
which, now that i think about it, would be weird. what would a couch be doing in my scrotum? and wouldn't i have noticed it down there?
anyway, good to know that i'm not sterile. banner day in the .barrett household, let me tell you!