03 December 2008

things i can do without

bloviating, belligerent TV personalities
pedants
ass-kissing coworkers
bosses who accept and reward ass kissing
creationism
the BCS in college football
movies with talking dogs
people who spell their kids names in weird or phonetic ways
fat guys who wear tight shorts
fundamentalists (of any kind)
TV shows, movies or books about vampires
young earthers
women who wear makeup like it's armor
people who say supposably or irregardless or mind bottling
        or nucular or terrist or cellyer phone.

1 comment:

christopher cunningham said...

rationality
thoughtful discourse
proper nouns
verbs
civility
poetry
imagination
complete sentences
intellect
and etc.

oh wait, I thought you said things I HAVE DONE without for some time now in Our Country...that's a mine bottling list you're team have assembledged.