13 June 2006

a kick (err...itch) in the pants

well, isn't this just a fine how-do-you-do?!

good thing global warming isn't really happening, huh?



i'm sorry to tell you that it is, though.

3 comments:

christopher cunningham said...

Frimp here.

I "temporarily liberated" mr. cunningham's computer to let you know that itchier poison ivy is part of the plan. eventually it will be used as a wall to keep out immigrants, terrorists, Canadians and other undesirables. we are deliberately increasing the amount of CO2 solely for this purpose. after a proper level of itchiness has been achieved, we will "solve" the "problem" of "global warming."

go back to your little lowlevel pharmaceutical job and wife. leave these matters to us at the NSA.

we have everything under control.

end transmission.

j.b said...

okay, so you guys have it under control.

cool.

and that's a really good idea, Agent Frimp. smart move. USE global warming to your advantage.

very clever.

Luis said...

Justin:

Below is a link to Global Warning & yes, a poem or two is there, &
but no foosball...

http://www.orionsociety.org/pages/om/05-1om/deMenocal.html